Z

Z is for Zany.

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Y

Y is for Yakisoba.

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X

X is for X-Files.

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W

W is for Whack.

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V

V is for Violent.

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U

U is for Ulcer.

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T

T is for Terebithia.

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S

S is for Scayle.

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R

R is for Regina Patel.

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Q

Q is for Quash.

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P

P is for Poison.

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O

O is for Orpah Winfile.

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N

N is for Nerder.

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M

M is for Murder.

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L

L is for Litmislozengez.

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K

K is for Knife.

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J

J is for JoJo.

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I

I is for Insomniac.

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H

H is for Hell.

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G

G is for Go Yappa.

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F

F is for Froid.

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E

E is for Evil.

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D

D is for Dagger.

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C

C is for Cat.

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B

B is for Butcher Knife.

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A

A is for Arsen.

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26 Days of the Alphabet

I am going to do 26 days of the alphabet starting tomorrow.

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Christmas Tree O' Vicious Bunny

Today when I was decorating for Christmas and Easter, with Regina Patel. I was bringing down my non-artificial Christmas tree from last year, it got caught in a chandelier causing the tree to spark and ignite. I was running through my house with the on fire Christmas tree and I threw it onto my stove. So I went back up into my attic and found the vicious bunny so I put it in my Grandfather Clock and it ate all of my Megan Fox CD's (I love her new song "Pillow"). So I went back up into The Attic and put on my half Santa Claus half Easter Bunny clothes (it's not a costume) and went back downstairs into the Kitchen and saw that the bunny was now eating the Christmas tree. Then it threw up my Megan Fox Compact Discs. So I scarfed down the rabbit food I was baking. Then the power in the House went out. And I saw that the bunny was chewing threw the Christmas lights that I had lined my floor with. Then all of the sudden all the lights in the House started flashing on and off so fast that the Snowman, that I keep in the Fireplace, had a seizure. Then harry potter's head exploded. Then the bunny chewed a hole in the TV and all the radiation in the TV came out (the radiation didn't kill us because we're so used to it). Regina Patel was walking around in my 12" high heels so I threw the Christmas tree at her. So then Regina Patel and me went up on the Roof, only to find The Orpah Winfile, and she tried to convince me to go on the Green Tea Diet, but I said no, I am on the McDonald's Diet. I have been cooking and entertaining for years. The traditional way my grandmother taught me. But it is a lot of work to do this. So I have created simple and helpful ways for you to create the perfect life.

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The Conspiracy

This is the conspiracy. Blinds-To-Go is going to take over the world. When you buy their blinds and then touch them, the binds have been dipped in caramel. Caramel is super sticky so before it dries, they paint it with formaldehyde, the same formaldehyde the use to preserve dead chipmunks. That is what they do to only some of the blinds. They do much worse stuff to the others. Does y'all remember when Rooms-To-Go went into the business, well Blinds-To-Go owned that business. They but poison in the beds so when you slept on the you would get poisoned and die. Blinds-To-Go got caught and had to close Rooms-To-Go, but everyone was so stupid that they didn't expects that the blinds, from Blinds-To-Go, had poisonous stuff on them.

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Insomniac

This is my experience on the plane. I was asking this random woman that I called "mom" how to spell insomniac. This other guy said, "I-n-s." But I rudely ignored him and continued screaming at this woman. The guy again said, "I-n-s." So I continued to scream, mom! I finally acknowledged him, when I tripped and punctured him with my 12" high heel. (The same pair that I broke a step with in The Urine House.) Then I went to go press the button to call a stewardess, but I by accidentally pressed the button that releases the oxygen masks. One kid ingested the oxygen mask, so I sat down in my seat and pretended to be my pet baboon that screams 24/7. I screamed so loud that I broke the window. The guy who I punctured got sucked out the window. So everyone started screaming and we had to make and emergency landing. I was the first person to go down the emergency slide and I punctured it with my 12" high heel. This is why they specifically tell you to not wear high heels on planes. Before the plane began to sink everyone had to be like the dramatic people on the safety instruction videos. Then the plane started to sink and everyone jumped into the water. The End.

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Promo Video #1 With FREE DOWNLOAD!

Here is my first promo video! Hope You Enjoy!

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Mama Mia Lane

Mama Mia Lane is the crazy music teacher that bangs on the piano and scratches the chalkboard with her teeth.

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Bdonna Butler

Bdonna Butler is the loud Ladin teacher who made up the X-Files. She also screams eet at

everyone she sees.

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Momann Modnar

Momann Modnare is the crazy art teacher that paints kids and then plasters then to walls.

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Snuggie and Kid Cuisine Parody With FREE DOWNLOAD!

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Orpah Winfile's Green Tea Diet

This is the Green Tea Diet. Drink 10 cups of tea per hour and don't go to the bathroom and you'll be fat like...

Paula Deen's Detention eats an entire stick of butter.

Ina Grow Your Garden eats everything in sight.

Martha Stewart does nothing on her show but claims she made the food other people made and then eats it.

Bonnie Hunt let's animals pee and poop on her rug.

This is Princes Pignatelli's world, we're just living in it.

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Irish Dancing

Get up at 3 in the morning and start to do an Irish dance.

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X-Files

In Ladin there is the made up chart called the X-Files:

Singular

X

I

O

UM

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X

Plural

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FREE DOWNLOADS!

I am going to make some my videos downloadable which include: Funny Video Friday, Parodies, and Promo Videos. Please don't think I am lying about this for some videos I get sidetracked and make the video downloadable the next day. Thank you.

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Funny Picture Sunday

Today is funny picture Sunday. I got a little behind schedule because I shoving cookies down my throat and drinking soda for the entire day yesterday. So here it is!

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Funny Video Friday

FREE DOWNLOAD! Today is Funny Video Friday! In this video you will see a person stepping in pizza and bananas! Please enjoy!

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Patty Paper

So I was in this store, which had cider donuts, and I went to get one. I picked it up with my bare hands and put it in my purse. The man came over and screamed at me because I was supposed to use the patty paper to take a donut. So I put the donut in my purse back, but he screamed at me for doing that. Then I took the patty paper and grabbed the donut that I had previously taken. The man walked away. I had some extra patty paper left over and I didn't know what to do with it. Suddenly I had an idea. I took the extra patty paper and shoved it in this woman's purse while she wasn't looking. So the I ran out of the store laughing.I have been doing this for years the traditional way my grandmother taught me. So please if you have extra patty paper put it in a woman's purse while she isn't looking.

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Funny Picture Saturday

Today is Funny Picture Saturday! I hope you enjoy this hysterical photo as much as I do!

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Funny Video Friday

FREE DOWNLOAD! Today is Funny Video Friday so I have a video that I found on YouTube and edited it myself! It is about Yurts. A Yurt is a person that is anything you say it is. So here is the video about Yurts!

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Meowour

Tommorow is the Meowour! A Meowour is when you meow for 1 hour. It is held at The Wooden Cat Shop from 8 A.M. to 9 A.M. It is held on one Saturday a year, and that is October 3, 2009! So don't miss it. Saturday 8-9 A.M. is the Meowour.

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Special Announcement!@#$%^&*()

This is a special announcement for security reasons please keep all baggage that does NOT belong to you.

I have decided that Fridays will be Funny Video Friday, and Saturdays will bee Funny Picture Saturday. I must warn you I might be busy so I might not be able to do a funny video or funny picture posts. Please click here for more information.

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The House of Urine

I can't tell you the place in which this happened but I will tell the story anyway. I was at the MacKenzie-Child House and it smelled like urine. It was the most wonderful smell in the world, but the paintings, gardens, pottery, and the buildings were atrocious. The stench of urine only filled the air in the house no where else. When I was in the living room there was something on the floor. I asked our tour guide what it was and she said it was a pee stain. Then I asked if I could take a picture of it and submit the picture to newspapers and she said okay. So I took a picture and when I stepped right next to the stain all this pee came up out of the ground but then went back in. The tour guide was very mean because I asked her if I could have something to drink and she said yes in a normal speaking voice. I wish she screamed at me but she didn't. When we got to the kitchen it was so small and everything was a mess. I noticed they had three different jars. One was filled with chocolate chip cookies another was filled with candy and the last was filled with noodles. I asked the tour guide if I could have a cookie and she no because they are fake. I said they weren't fake and took one out and ate it. It tasted like plastic but I knew it was real. When I was walking up the steps I by accidentally broke a step with my 12'' high heeled shoe. I started laughing but no one laughed with me and we continued the tour. When the tour was over and everyone left I asked the tour guide why the house smelled like pee and she said it doesn't, so I slapped her across the face and ran away laughing. So If you are going to the MacKenzie-Child Estate do not do anything except for going into the house and smell the urine. (In the pictures above you see the urine house, the atrocious gardens, and urinals)

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Falling Off Roofs

Falling off roofs is so much fun and I just discovered this yesterday. I was on my roof while it was raining and I slipped and fell off. I landed on my steel path and broke all my bones in my body. Today I am at my house blogging from my bed all bandaged up. This was so much fun but I do not recommend this for people under 110 years old.

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My Blog Schedule

I am going to be very busy for the next couple of months, so on some days I will type a blog and some days I won't. Thank you for your understanding.

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Toilet Tissue Vs. Toilet Paper

This is why I say toilet tissue instead of toilet paper. Toilet tissue sounds more comforting than toilet paper. Toilet paper sounds rough and it also clogs the toilet. Toilet tissue sounds nice and comfortable and it wouldn't clog the toilet. So everyone should say toilet tissue instead of toilet paper.

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Eatable Toilet Paper and Eatable Glass

Eating toilet paper and glass helps you lose weight. When you eat the toilet paper it dissolves the old and damaged tissue and replaces it. The glass (once you've eaten it) goes into your food that is being digested and chops it up. This helps you go to the bathroom, but the glass will need to be surgically removed. A small part of the toilet paper will detach from the rest and will go between your throat and the large intestine. This will filter all the bad substances into your body and the good substances out of your body. These process will make you a healthier and stronger person. This is not recommended for people under 110.

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On Fire Marshmallows

On fire marshmallows are a great source of Vitamin Meow. They help your digestive system. The extremely burnt marshmallows are good for your health to, but no as good as the on fire ones. Once you eat the fire on the marshmallow it will burn your tongue. This will burn for about an hour, but it kills all the bad germs on your tongue. The burn marshmallow will kill all the bad germs in your stomach, which will burn for about an hour too. This is not recommended for people 110 and under.

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My Goldfish

Today my goldfish died.

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Meowgrandma's Yakisoba and Debbie Meyer Gween Bags Parody With FREE DOWNLOAD!

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Bloody Lemonade

Bloody lemonade is great in taste, especially if it some one else's blood. If it is some one else's blood it strengthens your health and protects you from other diseases. It also helps you have a better skin tone! This is my favorite drink. I have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! The best part is that I created this drink, so people all over the world are drinking it! So I suggest you drink only bloddy lemonade and no other drink!

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Regina Patel

Regina Patel is my sister, and I lover her.

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Three Hour Rule

The three hour rule is the best thing that has ever happened to food. You can drop food on the ground, go do something else, and come back in three hours and eat it. This rule even applies to public bathrooms!

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Dead Lips

Dead lips are wonderful. If you wish to get them you can't chap you lips for 6 months or more. If your lips are already dead, DO NOT put chap stick on them. Your dead lips are a beautiful site for everyone to see. They may burn for 1 to 2 days, but if you want the most beautiful lips in the whole entire world you will ignore the burn! Dead lips are also good for your health because the evil germs on your lips (when they were alive) are now dead because your lips are dead! Then you will have beautiful brown lips.

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The Cat

The cat was here. Then it left.

I am going to delay the Debbie Meyer Green Bags and Yakisoba parody until further notice.

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Debbie Meyers Gween Bags

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Yakisoba

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Fanny Packs

Fanny Packs are a great way of transporting things you don't want anyone to know about such as: guns, C4, and other things too. Most of the time fat people wear them and store food in them. You can see a whole assorted arrangement of them at Disney World. Here are three types of Fanny Packs.

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Meowgrandma's Chris Christie Belly Fat Paroady

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Baby Names

I have made a list of great baby names, but there are only a few so don't be jealous of the person who got the one you wanted. Here is the list of baby names I created.

Bdonna

Irish Baboon

Rotund

Bne

Xzo

Toilet

Urnale

I Hope you have chosen one of my names for your child.

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Chris Christie

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The Story of Poop, Shut up, and Manners.

One day there were these three people named Poop, Shut Up, and Manners, and they were playing a game. Poop fell out the window, so Manners went to help him and Shut Up went to find help. Shut Up found a police officer, and he said, "Hello, what's your name?" Shut Up said, "Shut Up." The police man said, "Hey where's your manners?" Shut Up said, "Down the street picking up Poop." So then Poop, Shut Up, and Manners went to a hotel, and the only room that they had was haunted. When they went in the room they heard a voice say, "When the log rolls over you will all die." Then the log rolled over and they all died. Then an old lady came into the room and flushed the diarrhea down the toilet. The End.

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Bird Ladies

It has come to my attention that there are millions of bird ladies with mousey hair all over the world. They look like the one in this picture.

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Belly Fat

Belly fat is wonderful, because you can stomp around your house like the people in this video. Don't go on the diet. You will lose all your belly fat and you won't be able to stomp around your house.

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Coconut Che Butter

Coconut Che Butter is great for your skin. Especially because it is excreted from lizard venom. When you wear it, it slowly dissolves your skin. So wear tons of Coconut Che Butter!

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My Wound Is Here

My wound is here.

Stop looking at my wound.

My wound aches.

My wound won't go away.

I can't treat my wound.

My wound is bleeding.

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Running Over People's Feet

Recent studies have shown, that running over people's feet actually helps them. The tire crushes their bones, so then they have to go to the hospital for help. During the surgery they heal your bones from the damage the car has done and the damage other things have done.

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Massive Drive-Through Rite Aids

It has come to my attention that there are massive drive-through Rite Aids all over the world! They take up so much space. So here is a photo of a massive drive-through Rite Aid.

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Moldy Bread

Moldy bread is one of the most healthy foods, but only if you let mold grow on it and don't make mold grow on it. It may taste bad, but the rewards are worth it such as: healthy skin, healthier life, and long fingernails. To figure out when your moldy bread is moldy enough to eat, it should look similar to the piece of bread in this picture.

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The Perfect Formal Attire

These are the most gorgeous pieces of clothing I have ever seen. If you wear these items then all you friends will envy you. You will be the center of attention. So go out there and buy this beautiful dress and shoes!

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Evil Clowns

I was walking down the street and I saw a clown. Normally I would turn around and walk away, but something about this clown was special. When I approached him, he took out a knife and started chasing me. I thought how much fun this was so I kept running. Later after I had got away from it, I went to bed. That night, I woke up to the clown holding a knife right in front of my face. I started laughing hysterically. He picked me and at that time I was laughing so hard that my parents woke up and came running into my room. When the clown saw them he dropped me and disappeared. After that I never saw the clown again. This story proves that evil clowns are actually very friendly. The clown that I encountered looked a lot like the ones in the picture shown above.

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Rabid Chipmunks, Rabid Squirrels, Turkey Vultures, and Vicious Babies

Always go near rabid chipmunks especially when they are foaming out the mouth! It is false that they will get you sick, and it tickles when one has rabies and bites you! Also go near turkey vultures and rabid squirrels, but never go near a baby human, they are vicious!

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