Thursday, August 12, 2010
Meastya
Saturday, August 7, 2010
Sarah Palin's Made Up Word
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Britney Spears Shaves Her Head... AGAIN!!!
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Great Deals on Brand Name Products
Oprah Green Tea Diet
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Martha Stewart Scandal
Chinese cam from Indonesia
Clothes are made out of steel wool
Fecal matter is used to make your house stick together
Snow is toxic
The American flag is orange and has one pentagon on it
The minimum number of pets is 86
Glass is made out of pee
The incandescent light bulb was invented by Tom Cruise
Regina Patel is the best dog ever
Sewage is in our drinking water
You should always look at the sun with a high powered magnifying glass
Pencil sharpener shavings are an excellent source of potassium
George Bush is the best president ever
Pumpkins are extinct
Your grandsons are angels
You should always eat things way past their expiration date
Computers were invented in 6000 B.C.
Horses don’t go to the bathroom
Britney Spears is the best singer in the world
Salt licks DO NOT dehydrate you
Chocolate ice cream is delicious with vomit on top
Saturate your carpet in dog pee
Put your food in chlorine before you eat it
Microwave rabbit poop and eat it
Put sulfuric acid into a humidifier so it goes into the air
Take 1000 pound barbells and throw them on the floor
Spend all your money on nothing
Cook dinner on route 80
Vacuum route 80
Swim in the hudson river
Tear Bennie Babies open in your pool to help clean it
Don’t bathe
Smash your computer to be happy
Rip your teeth out
Shave your head
Never flush the toilet
Write, Regina Patel is the best dog ever, all over your house
Rip the fur off of a rabbit
This has been a helpful tip from Princess Pignatelli.