On Fire Marshmallows

On fire marshmallows are a great source of Vitamin Meow. They help your digestive system. The extremely burnt marshmallows are good for your health to, but no as good as the on fire ones. Once you eat the fire on the marshmallow it will burn your tongue. This will burn for about an hour, but it kills all the bad germs on your tongue. The burn marshmallow will kill all the bad germs in your stomach, which will burn for about an hour too. This is not recommended for people 110 and under.

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My Goldfish

Today my goldfish died.

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Meowgrandma's Yakisoba and Debbie Meyer Gween Bags Parody With FREE DOWNLOAD!

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Bloody Lemonade

Bloody lemonade is great in taste, especially if it some one else's blood. If it is some one else's blood it strengthens your health and protects you from other diseases. It also helps you have a better skin tone! This is my favorite drink. I have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner! The best part is that I created this drink, so people all over the world are drinking it! So I suggest you drink only bloddy lemonade and no other drink!

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Regina Patel

Regina Patel is my sister, and I lover her.

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Three Hour Rule

The three hour rule is the best thing that has ever happened to food. You can drop food on the ground, go do something else, and come back in three hours and eat it. This rule even applies to public bathrooms!

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Dead Lips

Dead lips are wonderful. If you wish to get them you can't chap you lips for 6 months or more. If your lips are already dead, DO NOT put chap stick on them. Your dead lips are a beautiful site for everyone to see. They may burn for 1 to 2 days, but if you want the most beautiful lips in the whole entire world you will ignore the burn! Dead lips are also good for your health because the evil germs on your lips (when they were alive) are now dead because your lips are dead! Then you will have beautiful brown lips.

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The Cat

The cat was here. Then it left.

I am going to delay the Debbie Meyer Green Bags and Yakisoba parody until further notice.

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Debbie Meyers Gween Bags

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Yakisoba

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Fanny Packs

Fanny Packs are a great way of transporting things you don't want anyone to know about such as: guns, C4, and other things too. Most of the time fat people wear them and store food in them. You can see a whole assorted arrangement of them at Disney World. Here are three types of Fanny Packs.

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Meowgrandma's Chris Christie Belly Fat Paroady

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Baby Names

I have made a list of great baby names, but there are only a few so don't be jealous of the person who got the one you wanted. Here is the list of baby names I created.

Bdonna

Irish Baboon

Rotund

Bne

Xzo

Toilet

Urnale

I Hope you have chosen one of my names for your child.

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Chris Christie

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The Story of Poop, Shut up, and Manners.

One day there were these three people named Poop, Shut Up, and Manners, and they were playing a game. Poop fell out the window, so Manners went to help him and Shut Up went to find help. Shut Up found a police officer, and he said, "Hello, what's your name?" Shut Up said, "Shut Up." The police man said, "Hey where's your manners?" Shut Up said, "Down the street picking up Poop." So then Poop, Shut Up, and Manners went to a hotel, and the only room that they had was haunted. When they went in the room they heard a voice say, "When the log rolls over you will all die." Then the log rolled over and they all died. Then an old lady came into the room and flushed the diarrhea down the toilet. The End.

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Bird Ladies

It has come to my attention that there are millions of bird ladies with mousey hair all over the world. They look like the one in this picture.

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Belly Fat

Belly fat is wonderful, because you can stomp around your house like the people in this video. Don't go on the diet. You will lose all your belly fat and you won't be able to stomp around your house.

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Coconut Che Butter

Coconut Che Butter is great for your skin. Especially because it is excreted from lizard venom. When you wear it, it slowly dissolves your skin. So wear tons of Coconut Che Butter!

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My Wound Is Here

My wound is here.

Stop looking at my wound.

My wound aches.

My wound won't go away.

I can't treat my wound.

My wound is bleeding.

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Running Over People's Feet

Recent studies have shown, that running over people's feet actually helps them. The tire crushes their bones, so then they have to go to the hospital for help. During the surgery they heal your bones from the damage the car has done and the damage other things have done.

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Massive Drive-Through Rite Aids

It has come to my attention that there are massive drive-through Rite Aids all over the world! They take up so much space. So here is a photo of a massive drive-through Rite Aid.

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