Britney Spears Shaves Her Head... AGAIN!!!

Moon, moon, moon.

MOON, MOON, MOON!

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Great Deals on Brand Name Products

I met some new friends today. Their names are: Thorn Bush, Lunatic, and Dust. We got along so nicely but then they ran away.

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Oprah Green Tea Diet

I love my mommy -- Regina, Regina, Regina STOP!

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Martha Stewart Scandal

This is a list of things that will help you live a healthy lifestyle.

Greenland is in north Africa

Chinese cam from Indonesia

Clothes are made out of steel wool

Fecal matter is used to make your house stick together

Snow is toxic

The American flag is orange and has one pentagon on it

The minimum number of pets is 86

Glass is made out of pee

The incandescent light bulb was invented by Tom Cruise

Regina Patel is the best dog ever

Sewage is in our drinking water

You should always look at the sun with a high powered magnifying glass

Pencil sharpener shavings are an excellent source of potassium

George Bush is the best president ever

Pumpkins are extinct

Your grandsons are angels

You should always eat things way past their expiration date

Computers were invented in 6000 B.C.

Horses don’t go to the bathroom

Britney Spears is the best singer in the world

Salt licks DO NOT dehydrate you

Chocolate ice cream is delicious with vomit on top

Saturate your carpet in dog pee

Put your food in chlorine before you eat it

Microwave rabbit poop and eat it

Put sulfuric acid into a humidifier so it goes into the air

Take 1000 pound barbells and throw them on the floor

Spend all your money on nothing

Cook dinner on route 80

Vacuum route 80

Swim in the hudson river

Tear Bennie Babies open in your pool to help clean it

Don’t bathe

Smash your computer to be happy

Rip your teeth out

Shave your head

Never flush the toilet

Write, Regina Patel is the best dog ever, all over your house

Rip the fur off of a rabbit

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The Norwegian Way

The Norwegian Way! (Play Biolin)

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