Regina Patel's Adventures

Regina Patel's Adventures is now open for everyone to see. She will be posting later today about her adventure during the day.
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Goya Takes Over The World

A Brand New Car!

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refudiate... oh meow!

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ReGiNa PaTeL gets her own... BLOG!

That's right! <3

ReGiNa PaTeL is getting her very own blog

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ReGiNa PaTeL's blog will be called:

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ReGiNa PaTeL's ADveNTurES

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The Grand Opening Of Her Blog Is: Tonight at 11:59 p.m.

Hope Your There!

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The News Report

Me, Princess Pignatelli yand Regina Patel were pouring sulfuric acid into Joann-Kim's humidifier, when all of the sudden, we heard guns being shooted. We ran outside and saw people shooting bullets at other people. We went up to the people that were shooting the guns and asked if we could have some guns. We then joined them and began shooting too. Then Regina Patel heard the police coming so we shot the people that gave us the guns and ran away. We then lit the lane on fire and drove away in our grey Honda Accord. We then stopped at a Price Chopper. We bought a ton of sponges. The checkout woman was Joann-Kim. I screamed at her to give us our receipt and she then told us that eating sponges is good for your digestive system. We then left Price Chopper. While we were driving we saw the police coming out of a cornfield with the missing child of the corn. It was my snowman that had a seizure in my Fireplace. After that disappointment, Regina Patel and me went to see the Clinton Courts play the Angelicas. The Clinton Courts won. We then slept at a multi-million dollar a night hotel that was very skeavy. It had no rats running around and there was people that brought us free food. While we were making a run into the bathroom we saw Amy Winehouse. She must have gotten out of rehab, but it looked like she would be back in a witch-second. That night the weather was horrible. There was no wind, no thunder, no rain, no lightning. It was a total disappointment. The next morning we stole all the money from the hotel's vault, and we drove away. We saw Britanelli Spears dancing to her song Piece off Me. We drove to the Clinton Court Museum and I threw my 12" high heels into all of the exhibits. We got throwed out and the museum got shut down. We then drove to C. Scaramanga's house. We didn't bother knocking on the door because we secretly hated her. When we walked in we found C. Scaramanga eating water, and Laurie Berkner was about to hang herself. We then went upstairs and Regina Patel hacked into the stocks and deleted all of the except for Botox. Britney Dagger did it again with her newest single From the Bottom of the Ironing Basket. We then left C. Scaramanga's house. After driving for .75 miles we stopped in the middle of an intersection. All of the cars smashed into it and then we got out and licked allof our blood off. After that we drove to an airport and I, being Princess Pignatelli, punched the baggage check lady until she gave us the pilots password to his cabin. We went on the plane that would take us to Washington D.C. and we broke into the pilot's cabin. After the everyone had boarded, the pilot then got on. Regina Patel put on another pair of 12" high heels and kicked the pilot out a window. We took off and once we were in the air we started an emergency landing, even though there was none. We landed in a river. We locked the doors so no one could get out. We abandoned the plane and walked to the White House. The presidential election was about to happen. Then John McCain fossilized and L'Bamba and Volgare won the Nobel Peace Prize. The winner was Hillary Clinton Court. We walked back to the plane, with everyone still inside and then we took off and landed in Time Square. We walked over to see Meredith Viera win an MTV award for best choreography for her new video called Break the Ice. She filmed her video Break the Ice when she smashed her head on the ice. We then went to the McDonald's salt lick in Mechanicville, NY. We brought a ton of rats to it and let them all eat the salt. The rats then died and we left. We went to Cracker Barrel where Princess Pignatelli, me, threw Cracker Barrel wrappers all over the lawn. We then brought some one out and showed the wrappers to them and they called the police. Regina Patel ran away so only me, Princess Pignatelli, was arrested. In prison that night, Regina Patel threw I, Princess Pignatelli, me, a computer. Me went on to Google Trends and saw that beige was a world wide fashion according to my website. Also Hello Kitty prom dresses and Cat Shoes are in style. The weather then turned wonderful. The whole entire prison collapsed because of the 1,000,000 mph winds. The rain started to flood the grounds so I swam away on my inflatable swan that I always keep in my teeth. As I was floating away on my inflatable swan that I always keep in my teeth, lightning stuck me and the inflatable swan that I always keep in my teeth. The inflatable swan that I always keep in my teeth popped and I peed because of how much it tickled. I got in the car with Regina Patel and we drove away. We turned on the radio and heard that Deal or No Deal had been canceled and we also heard that cleaning products including vacuum cleanerswhich emit a lethal odor, sponges that have lead in them, etc. After I heard this, I then slammed Regina Patel's head through the windshield and we drove into the Hudson River. We saw a ton of vacuum cleaners and sponges down there. I bashed Regina Patel's head with them. The we saw Joann-Kim swimming in the Hudson River Tweeting how disgusting the Hudson River is.

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YA PHONE

Regina Patel and me were at home watching Kristy Ally swear on Dancing With The Stars. Then all of the sudden, the phone rang. Thou, me, Princess Pignatelli picked it up and answered it, "Meow, this is Princess Pignatelli." "Oh Regina Patel, there calling about the Oprah Green Tea Diet." Regina Patel said, "You?" "What information do you need about it?" Me, Princess Pignatelli asked. "They want to know if we went on the diet or not. Should we lie or tell them the truth?" "No, pluup!" Regina Patel exclaimed. "Regina Patel says we should lie. I have to email my daughter and tell her that I'm starving so so I have an excuse to shove cookies in my mouth, talk to Regina Patel!" Regina Patel then yelled at me, "You!" "Regina Patel, shut up! What do you want? No one bothers Princess Pignatelli." I screamed at Regina Patel. "Jesus Christ!" Regina Patel yelled with anger. "Oh my god, it's 100 degrees in here!" I continued screaming. "You!" Regina Patel yelled for me. "Are you talking to Joann-Kim again?" I screamed with extreme anger. Regina Patel replied, "No!" "Give me the phone! Joann-Kin, stop calling my house and trying to take Regina Patel!" I screamed into the phone. "You, you!" Regina Patel yelled once again. "Regina Patel, if you don't stop youing, I'll smash my 12" high heel shoes that you stole from me on your head." I screamed at the top of my lungs. I then continued, "C. Scaramanga? Come here and talk to Joann-Kim, I have to go make Popcorn and guzzle soda!" C. Scaramanga then asked into the phone, "Yesh?" Then in the background I, Princess Pignatelli, said, "Regina Patel, I was on my way out to McDonald's and you had to call Joann-Kim!" C. Scaramanga then said, "Laurie Berkner? Laurie Berkner!" Laurie Berkner then said, "Hehehehehehe!" Then as I was making cookies to shove down my throat, C. Scaramanga yelled at me, "Princess Pignatelli, Laurie Berkner ain't talkin'!" Then Me, Princess Pignatelli, I, replied to her, "C. Scaramanga, Princess Pignatelli can't be bothered right now, I'm making ginger bread cookies so I can shove them down my throat!" "Please hold on a momentch." Laurie Berkner said. Laurie Berkner then started to play a video from Sarah Palin's website, "I'm going to Refudiate you!" "Laure Berkner! I can't listen to that right now, I'm watching wife swap! Is Joann-Kim still on the phone?" I screamed. Then Laurie Berkner said, "Yes she is." Then she said into the phone, "Thank you for waitin'. What was it that you wanted?" After Laurie Berkner heard the person on the phone ask the question she then replied, "Oh, well I can't tell you that because I have to go back to listening to Britney Spears and bad words. Good Bye."

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The Voodoo Area

@Stay @at @The @Voodoo @Area @Resort @and @Spa!

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Meastya

Poop-a-Boo

Bunch-a-Baby

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Sarah Palin's Made Up Word

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Britney Spears Shaves Her Head... AGAIN!!!

Moon, moon, moon.

MOON, MOON, MOON!

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Great Deals on Brand Name Products

I met some new friends today. Their names are: Thorn Bush, Lunatic, and Dust. We got along so nicely but then they ran away.

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Oprah Green Tea Diet

I love my mommy -- Regina, Regina, Regina STOP!

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Martha Stewart Scandal

This is a list of things that will help you live a healthy lifestyle.

Greenland is in north Africa

Chinese cam from Indonesia

Clothes are made out of steel wool

Fecal matter is used to make your house stick together

Snow is toxic

The American flag is orange and has one pentagon on it

The minimum number of pets is 86

Glass is made out of pee

The incandescent light bulb was invented by Tom Cruise

Regina Patel is the best dog ever

Sewage is in our drinking water

You should always look at the sun with a high powered magnifying glass

Pencil sharpener shavings are an excellent source of potassium

George Bush is the best president ever

Pumpkins are extinct

Your grandsons are angels

You should always eat things way past their expiration date

Computers were invented in 6000 B.C.

Horses don’t go to the bathroom

Britney Spears is the best singer in the world

Salt licks DO NOT dehydrate you

Chocolate ice cream is delicious with vomit on top

Saturate your carpet in dog pee

Put your food in chlorine before you eat it

Microwave rabbit poop and eat it

Put sulfuric acid into a humidifier so it goes into the air

Take 1000 pound barbells and throw them on the floor

Spend all your money on nothing

Cook dinner on route 80

Vacuum route 80

Swim in the hudson river

Tear Bennie Babies open in your pool to help clean it

Don’t bathe

Smash your computer to be happy

Rip your teeth out

Shave your head

Never flush the toilet

Write, Regina Patel is the best dog ever, all over your house

Rip the fur off of a rabbit

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The Norwegian Way

The Norwegian Way! (Play Biolin)

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Funny Picture Saturday

This is my son when she was just born.

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Robotics

Any Announcements Dr. Van Ekeren? Yes, there is a Robotics Meeting today at 9 pm.

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Gimme Shoes (Gimme More Parody)

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The Fast Food Song

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Untitled

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Z

Z is for Zany.

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Y

Y is for Yakisoba.

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X

X is for X-Files.

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W

W is for Whack.

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V

V is for Violent.

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U

U is for Ulcer.

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T

T is for Terebithia.

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S

S is for Scayle.

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R

R is for Regina Patel.

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Q

Q is for Quash.

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P

P is for Poison.

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O

O is for Orpah Winfile.

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N

N is for Nerder.

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M

M is for Murder.

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L

L is for Litmislozengez.

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K

K is for Knife.

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J

J is for JoJo.

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I

I is for Insomniac.

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H

H is for Hell.

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G

G is for Go Yappa.

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F

F is for Froid.

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E

E is for Evil.

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D

D is for Dagger.

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C

C is for Cat.

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B

B is for Butcher Knife.

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A

A is for Arsen.

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26 Days of the Alphabet

I am going to do 26 days of the alphabet starting tomorrow.

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Christmas Tree O' Vicious Bunny

Today when I was decorating for Christmas and Easter, with Regina Patel. I was bringing down my non-artificial Christmas tree from last year, it got caught in a chandelier causing the tree to spark and ignite. I was running through my house with the on fire Christmas tree and I threw it onto my stove. So I went back up into my attic and found the vicious bunny so I put it in my Grandfather Clock and it ate all of my Megan Fox CD's (I love her new song "Pillow"). So I went back up into The Attic and put on my half Santa Claus half Easter Bunny clothes (it's not a costume) and went back downstairs into the Kitchen and saw that the bunny was now eating the Christmas tree. Then it threw up my Megan Fox Compact Discs. So I scarfed down the rabbit food I was baking. Then the power in the House went out. And I saw that the bunny was chewing threw the Christmas lights that I had lined my floor with. Then all of the sudden all the lights in the House started flashing on and off so fast that the Snowman, that I keep in the Fireplace, had a seizure. Then harry potter's head exploded. Then the bunny chewed a hole in the TV and all the radiation in the TV came out (the radiation didn't kill us because we're so used to it). Regina Patel was walking around in my 12" high heels so I threw the Christmas tree at her. So then Regina Patel and me went up on the Roof, only to find The Orpah Winfile, and she tried to convince me to go on the Green Tea Diet, but I said no, I am on the McDonald's Diet. I have been cooking and entertaining for years. The traditional way my grandmother taught me. But it is a lot of work to do this. So I have created simple and helpful ways for you to create the perfect life.

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The Conspiracy

This is the conspiracy. Blinds-To-Go is going to take over the world. When you buy their blinds and then touch them, the binds have been dipped in caramel. Caramel is super sticky so before it dries, they paint it with formaldehyde, the same formaldehyde the use to preserve dead chipmunks. That is what they do to only some of the blinds. They do much worse stuff to the others. Does y'all remember when Rooms-To-Go went into the business, well Blinds-To-Go owned that business. They but poison in the beds so when you slept on the you would get poisoned and die. Blinds-To-Go got caught and had to close Rooms-To-Go, but everyone was so stupid that they didn't expects that the blinds, from Blinds-To-Go, had poisonous stuff on them.

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Insomniac

This is my experience on the plane. I was asking this random woman that I called "mom" how to spell insomniac. This other guy said, "I-n-s." But I rudely ignored him and continued screaming at this woman. The guy again said, "I-n-s." So I continued to scream, mom! I finally acknowledged him, when I tripped and punctured him with my 12" high heel. (The same pair that I broke a step with in The Urine House.) Then I went to go press the button to call a stewardess, but I by accidentally pressed the button that releases the oxygen masks. One kid ingested the oxygen mask, so I sat down in my seat and pretended to be my pet baboon that screams 24/7. I screamed so loud that I broke the window. The guy who I punctured got sucked out the window. So everyone started screaming and we had to make and emergency landing. I was the first person to go down the emergency slide and I punctured it with my 12" high heel. This is why they specifically tell you to not wear high heels on planes. Before the plane began to sink everyone had to be like the dramatic people on the safety instruction videos. Then the plane started to sink and everyone jumped into the water. The End.

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Promo Video #1 With FREE DOWNLOAD!

Here is my first promo video! Hope You Enjoy!

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Mama Mia Lane

Mama Mia Lane is the crazy music teacher that bangs on the piano and scratches the chalkboard with her teeth.

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Bdonna Butler

Bdonna Butler is the loud Ladin teacher who made up the X-Files. She also screams eet at

everyone she sees.

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