The Conspiracy

This is the conspiracy. Blinds-To-Go is going to take over the world. When you buy their blinds and then touch them, the binds have been dipped in caramel. Caramel is super sticky so before it dries, they paint it with formaldehyde, the same formaldehyde the use to preserve dead chipmunks. That is what they do to only some of the blinds. They do much worse stuff to the others. Does y'all remember when Rooms-To-Go went into the business, well Blinds-To-Go owned that business. They but poison in the beds so when you slept on the you would get poisoned and die. Blinds-To-Go got caught and had to close Rooms-To-Go, but everyone was so stupid that they didn't expects that the blinds, from Blinds-To-Go, had poisonous stuff on them.

This has been a helpful tip from Princess Pignatelli.