Orpah Winfile's Green Tea Diet

This is the Green Tea Diet. Drink 10 cups of tea per hour and don't go to the bathroom and you'll be fat like...

Paula Deen's Detention eats an entire stick of butter.

Ina Grow Your Garden eats everything in sight.

Martha Stewart does nothing on her show but claims she made the food other people made and then eats it.

Bonnie Hunt let's animals pee and poop on her rug.

This is Princes Pignatelli's world, we're just living in it.

This has been a helpful tip from Princess Pignatelli.