Meastya

Poop-a-Boo

Bunch-a-Baby

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Sarah Palin's Made Up Word

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Britney Spears Shaves Her Head... AGAIN!!!

Moon, moon, moon.

MOON, MOON, MOON!

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Great Deals on Brand Name Products

I met some new friends today. Their names are: Thorn Bush, Lunatic, and Dust. We got along so nicely but then they ran away.

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Oprah Green Tea Diet

I love my mommy -- Regina, Regina, Regina STOP!

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Martha Stewart Scandal

This is a list of things that will help you live a healthy lifestyle.

Greenland is in north Africa

Chinese cam from Indonesia

Clothes are made out of steel wool

Fecal matter is used to make your house stick together

Snow is toxic

The American flag is orange and has one pentagon on it

The minimum number of pets is 86

Glass is made out of pee

The incandescent light bulb was invented by Tom Cruise

Regina Patel is the best dog ever

Sewage is in our drinking water

You should always look at the sun with a high powered magnifying glass

Pencil sharpener shavings are an excellent source of potassium

George Bush is the best president ever

Pumpkins are extinct

Your grandsons are angels

You should always eat things way past their expiration date

Computers were invented in 6000 B.C.

Horses don’t go to the bathroom

Britney Spears is the best singer in the world

Salt licks DO NOT dehydrate you

Chocolate ice cream is delicious with vomit on top

Saturate your carpet in dog pee

Put your food in chlorine before you eat it

Microwave rabbit poop and eat it

Put sulfuric acid into a humidifier so it goes into the air

Take 1000 pound barbells and throw them on the floor

Spend all your money on nothing

Cook dinner on route 80

Vacuum route 80

Swim in the hudson river

Tear Bennie Babies open in your pool to help clean it

Don’t bathe

Smash your computer to be happy

Rip your teeth out

Shave your head

Never flush the toilet

Write, Regina Patel is the best dog ever, all over your house

Rip the fur off of a rabbit

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The Norwegian Way

The Norwegian Way! (Play Biolin)

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Funny Picture Saturday

This is my son when she was just born.

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Robotics

Any Announcements Dr. Van Ekeren? Yes, there is a Robotics Meeting today at 9 pm.

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Gimme Shoes (Gimme More Parody)

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The Fast Food Song

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Untitled

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Z

Z is for Zany.

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Y

Y is for Yakisoba.

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X

X is for X-Files.

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W

W is for Whack.

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V

V is for Violent.

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U

U is for Ulcer.

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T

T is for Terebithia.

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S

S is for Scayle.

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R

R is for Regina Patel.

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Q

Q is for Quash.

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P

P is for Poison.

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O

O is for Orpah Winfile.

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N

N is for Nerder.

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M

M is for Murder.

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L

L is for Litmislozengez.

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K

K is for Knife.

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J

J is for JoJo.

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I

I is for Insomniac.

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H

H is for Hell.

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G

G is for Go Yappa.

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F

F is for Froid.

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E

E is for Evil.

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D

D is for Dagger.

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C

C is for Cat.

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B

B is for Butcher Knife.

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A

A is for Arsen.

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26 Days of the Alphabet

I am going to do 26 days of the alphabet starting tomorrow.

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Christmas Tree O' Vicious Bunny

Today when I was decorating for Christmas and Easter, with Regina Patel. I was bringing down my non-artificial Christmas tree from last year, it got caught in a chandelier causing the tree to spark and ignite. I was running through my house with the on fire Christmas tree and I threw it onto my stove. So I went back up into my attic and found the vicious bunny so I put it in my Grandfather Clock and it ate all of my Megan Fox CD's (I love her new song "Pillow"). So I went back up into The Attic and put on my half Santa Claus half Easter Bunny clothes (it's not a costume) and went back downstairs into the Kitchen and saw that the bunny was now eating the Christmas tree. Then it threw up my Megan Fox Compact Discs. So I scarfed down the rabbit food I was baking. Then the power in the House went out. And I saw that the bunny was chewing threw the Christmas lights that I had lined my floor with. Then all of the sudden all the lights in the House started flashing on and off so fast that the Snowman, that I keep in the Fireplace, had a seizure. Then harry potter's head exploded. Then the bunny chewed a hole in the TV and all the radiation in the TV came out (the radiation didn't kill us because we're so used to it). Regina Patel was walking around in my 12" high heels so I threw the Christmas tree at her. So then Regina Patel and me went up on the Roof, only to find The Orpah Winfile, and she tried to convince me to go on the Green Tea Diet, but I said no, I am on the McDonald's Diet. I have been cooking and entertaining for years. The traditional way my grandmother taught me. But it is a lot of work to do this. So I have created simple and helpful ways for you to create the perfect life.

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The Conspiracy

This is the conspiracy. Blinds-To-Go is going to take over the world. When you buy their blinds and then touch them, the binds have been dipped in caramel. Caramel is super sticky so before it dries, they paint it with formaldehyde, the same formaldehyde the use to preserve dead chipmunks. That is what they do to only some of the blinds. They do much worse stuff to the others. Does y'all remember when Rooms-To-Go went into the business, well Blinds-To-Go owned that business. They but poison in the beds so when you slept on the you would get poisoned and die. Blinds-To-Go got caught and had to close Rooms-To-Go, but everyone was so stupid that they didn't expects that the blinds, from Blinds-To-Go, had poisonous stuff on them.

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Insomniac

This is my experience on the plane. I was asking this random woman that I called "mom" how to spell insomniac. This other guy said, "I-n-s." But I rudely ignored him and continued screaming at this woman. The guy again said, "I-n-s." So I continued to scream, mom! I finally acknowledged him, when I tripped and punctured him with my 12" high heel. (The same pair that I broke a step with in The Urine House.) Then I went to go press the button to call a stewardess, but I by accidentally pressed the button that releases the oxygen masks. One kid ingested the oxygen mask, so I sat down in my seat and pretended to be my pet baboon that screams 24/7. I screamed so loud that I broke the window. The guy who I punctured got sucked out the window. So everyone started screaming and we had to make and emergency landing. I was the first person to go down the emergency slide and I punctured it with my 12" high heel. This is why they specifically tell you to not wear high heels on planes. Before the plane began to sink everyone had to be like the dramatic people on the safety instruction videos. Then the plane started to sink and everyone jumped into the water. The End.

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Promo Video #1 With FREE DOWNLOAD!

Here is my first promo video! Hope You Enjoy!

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Mama Mia Lane

Mama Mia Lane is the crazy music teacher that bangs on the piano and scratches the chalkboard with her teeth.

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Bdonna Butler

Bdonna Butler is the loud Ladin teacher who made up the X-Files. She also screams eet at

everyone she sees.

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Momann Modnar

Momann Modnare is the crazy art teacher that paints kids and then plasters then to walls.

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Snuggie and Kid Cuisine Parody With FREE DOWNLOAD!

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Orpah Winfile's Green Tea Diet

This is the Green Tea Diet. Drink 10 cups of tea per hour and don't go to the bathroom and you'll be fat like...

Paula Deen's Detention eats an entire stick of butter.

Ina Grow Your Garden eats everything in sight.

Martha Stewart does nothing on her show but claims she made the food other people made and then eats it.

Bonnie Hunt let's animals pee and poop on her rug.

This is Princes Pignatelli's world, we're just living in it.

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Irish Dancing

Get up at 3 in the morning and start to do an Irish dance.

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